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Sonic Sucks

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I'm *Matriss and I have decided to move all my stamps to this account.

Now, before I get flamed by all the budding furries out there, listen.

The original Sonic games were a cute idea. They added some speed (though not as much as the fantards would have you believe) and a slightly different take to the traditional platformers. They also offered the appearance of multiple paths to get to the same end (though the games were still just as linear as the other platformers), which made replays more interesting. However, like most games of the time, the story was pretty much nonexistent. I think it was about saving animals that got turned into robots and gemstones or some shit, I don’t even remember.

But the franchise has grown into a complete abomination. The games are boring or simply other kinds of games with the Sonic characters copy-pasted into them. They attempt to drag storylines out of the franchise that somehow make sense and consistently fail at it. Yawn. Now, I’m not the target demographic, so really I could let the terrible video games slide.

It’s the fans I can’t fucking stand. The art style that the Sonic games utilize is hideous. It was cute and relevant in the 90s but it has failed to update itself whatsoever. But for some reason, a large number of small children are convinced that it’s the greatest style EVAR and either trace, recolor, or copy it to oblivion. The noodle appendages combined with the single eyeball and M&M nose are not pleasant to look at, and are even less so when the picture is a recolor. Or a recolor of a recolor of a recolor that’s slapped into MS Paint and crappily “drawn” into a boring, storyless scene.

Your Sonic “OC”s suck. Period. You could be using that effort to create actual interesting characters or learning to draw properly, but you don’t.

And before y’all try to pull the “ur so jelluzz” line, check out how I draw. I’m not the best artist to ever live, I'm not even close to one of the best on dA, but I’m a lot better than the Sonic kids.

Also, before you go for the “if u don’t like it don’t look at it” route, I try. I really, really do. But the shit somehow floats to the top of the front page and keeps on turning up in Stamps...despite that most if it isn’t stamps.

So go ahead, tell me I’m a jealous hater. >D

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You and your incredibly useless stamps can rot in a dump. How about you produce actual art instead of producing your shitty opinion that nobody cares about.